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You fucked a bartender.

• Officer Franklin: [to a group of schoolchildren] Ok, kids, you're in for a real treat today. Well, I'm sick of doing what you want me to do all the time. That was beautiful! Chow: Yeah, we married fifteen years. Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed.

  All you got to do is point, aim and shoot. You know, sometimes I think all you want me to do is what you want me to do. I like the intensity, eye of the tiger. Who wants to be my spotter?

• Doug Billings: I don't think you should be doing too much gambling tonight, Alan.
• Alan Garner: Gambling? Since when?
• Stu Price: Since you fucked that waiter on your cruise last June!

  or you can shoot it from a distance. Chow: Have you ever seen monkey in jail?

• Mr. I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. Huh? You spit to me? It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
• Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
• Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive.

  Guys. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. I guess that's why they call it Sin City.

• [awkward laughter]
• Alan Garner: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. Indiana Jones wears one.
• Phil Wenneck: So does Joy Behar.